Life Of Jason

Well, we have all the legal items lined up now with nine days to go…

And to answer an IM I received earlier today, yes, I know that one way flights to Tijuana are $635 through Priceline.com.

In case you didn’t know, the $51 fee in cash you have to pay for a license gets doled out as follows:

$15 Greene County General Revenue
$15 Children’s Trust Fund of Missouri
$10 Shelter Fund For Abused Women
$7  County Employees Retirement System
$4  User Fee

The only thing I find interesting is that $7 of that fee goes to the county retirement system.  It’s not that I have anything against employee retirement contributions per se but why marriage licenses and what other places are we having to contribute to the retirement of county employees?  But I digress…

And yes, I blotted out Amy’s age because while my couch is comfy I thought I shouldn’t be there from the start of the marriage.