OK, maybe not but when I see a record low temperature of below freezing for April 29 it sure feels like a myth!
I blame Kevin Lighty. Since he’s been here we’ve had nothing but screwy weather. He’s trying to turn Springfield into another Veedersburg, Indiana where 31 in April is likely normal. (In fact, today’s forecast for Springfield and Veedersburg look VERY similar…)
We’re on to you, Kevin. You need to take steps to redeem yourself like buying an Ozark Mountain Daredevils CD and playing it in the background of your forecast today at 4:30. Perhaps have some video shot of Joe taking you down the James River in a canoe on a 31 degree morning. (Joe won’t be in a canoe with you, of course…he’s not that much of a man’s man.)
Wow, you aren’t very nice! No wonder Kevin and Joe won’t come over to play.
Meanie!
Yeah, well, it’s not like he was going to be inviting us to have a hot dog on the Weather Deck.